Recurring weekly segment

Loco's Locks…to Lose

Two analysts. Zero credentials. Every week, Gas Station Gary and Kevin the Machine each name one team that is going to lose. Gary bases his pick on things that have nothing to do with football and is somehow always right. Kevin cites absurdly specific statistics that do not exist and is referred to as "the Machine" whether he hits or misses.

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Gary

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The Machine

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Gas Station Gary

Gas Station Gary

Reads omens in the snack aisle. Somehow always right.

Kevin the Machine

Kevin the Machine

Cites statistics that do not exist, with total confidence.

This week's picks are not up yet. Gary is still in line at the register.