Fritch
Host, referee, victim
Runs the show, keeps the mic hot, and spends most of each episode trying to get two fake analysts to explain themselves. Has never once won an argument about the playoff format.
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About the show
Zone Loco is a college football podcast that takes the sport extremely seriously and itself not at all. Hosted by Fritch, featuring two recurring characters who should not be trusted with a betting slip or a spreadsheet.
The hosts
Gas Station Gary
Loco's Locks…to Lose
Born and raised in rural Alabama, Gary's been a die-hard Crimson Tide fan since before he could walk. These days he's traded the pumps for a permanent seat on the Zone Loco desk, but he still calls his picks the same way he always has — nothing to do with film study, everything to do with cold nachos, scratched-off lottery tickets, and whatever his truck did that morning. Nobody can explain why he's usually right. Gary can't either. He just knows.
Kevin the Machine
Loco's Locks…to Lose
Kevin grew up in Palo Alto, California, and graduated from Stanford — a fact you will be reminded of at least once per episode, whether it's relevant or not. He built his own predictive model from scratch and considers it more reliable than actual scouting, coaching experience, or basic common sense. Nobody has ever verified his numbers. Nobody ever will. He now lives in Florida, "consulting remotely," and crashing on Fritch's couch.
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