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Watch it or listen to it. Either way you get the same three guys being confident about nothing.

Ep. 12 · Sep 16, 2026

Week 3: Gary vs. The Machine, Round 3

Fritch tries to moderate a debate between a man who reads the future in beef jerky inventory and a man who invents statistics with total confidence. Plus the Who Cares Poll returns and we attempt to fix overtime forever.

Ep. 11 · Sep 9, 2026

Week 2: The Machine Recalibrates

Kevin claims his Week 1 miss was a rounding error in a stat he made up. Gary scratches a lottery ticket live on air. Somehow both of these things are analysis.

Ep. 10 · Sep 2, 2026

Week 1: Nobody Knows Anything

Season kickoff. We rank 25 teams we have no information about, invent a scoreboard for two fictional analysts, and start a running list of everything wrong with college football.